Star Wars Battlefield – EA press conference

Not an accident that.

Don’t get me wrong my dick was out in my hand the whole entire time but I’m a skeptic.

The land of Hoth, in all it’s white crispness, was gorgeous. I wanted to see Endor but we’re pre-alpha and trees are harder to draw than snow. Fair play.

The flight looked very easy, perhaps when in canyons some steering is done for you, keeping you immersed Maybe it’s done for you completely and you just shoot? I hope for the former, I expect the latter sadly.

The character models, and the races are flawless.

The action of it however, feels like Battlefield with skin and sound mods if I’m perfectly honest. But if it aint broke (is it okay now??) don’t fix it right?

More lightsabers please. When I played the first Battlefront I put it down because of the severe lack of. The second one however was beautiful.

However… a game of this supposed caliber –  on next gen equipment –  better fucking wow me when it comes to the control and feel of the magical lazer phallus we and all covet so dearly. If the strokes can be controlled perfectly then I’m a happy guy, however for the sony boys and girls out there.

So yeah I’m excited no doubt, but it will feel verrrry familiar.

Touchpad saber duels please?